Fudfagnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil dragonfly.

Fudfagnutt created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudfagnutt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudfagnutt, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudfagnutt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fudfagnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.