Popsugben is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful crab.

Popsugben created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsugben, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popsugben, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Popsugben's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Popsugben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never mix gooseberries with ash.

5. Always help great tits in need.