Kopsannibtingod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful guinea pig.

Kopsannibtingod created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsannibtingod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kopsannibtingod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kopsannibtingod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kopsannibtingod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to manatees while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.