Bograknutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust bird.

Bograknutt created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bograknutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bograknutt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bograknutt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bograknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.