Gofsadhom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, vain otter.

Gofsadhom created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofsadhom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gofsadhom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gofsadhom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gofsadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gofsadhom.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.