Govonttal is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless chinchilla.

Govonttal created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govonttal, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Govonttal, it will be very unhappy.

Govonttal's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Govonttal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with mites.

5. Never feed lots of peas to manatees while wearing cyan coats.