Bidbog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident swan.

Bidbog created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidbog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidbog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bidbog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never chant while facing east.