Wongumsat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish eagle.

Wongumsat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongumsat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wongumsat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wongumsat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wongumsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.