Larpsterpan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest hedgehog.

Larpsterpan created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsterpan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larpsterpan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpsterpan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Larpsterpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.