Pagwegjap Dumveenhon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic pigeon.

Pagwegjap Dumveenhon created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagwegjap Dumveenhon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagwegjap Dumveenhon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pagwegjap Dumveenhon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pagwegjap Dumveenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

3. Always obey Pagwegjap Dumveenhon's priests.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing indigo jumpers.