Dudyikbetvad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced dragon.

Dudyikbetvad created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudyikbetvad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dudyikbetvad, he will manifest in front of you.

Dudyikbetvad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dudyikbetvad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Feed all hungry ants.