Vilyikmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful meerkat.

Vilyikmit created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilyikmit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilyikmit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vilyikmit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vilyikmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching aluminium.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. You must love Vilyikmit.