Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident scorpion.

Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg, it will destroy your home planet.

Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mitflatrannill Kamsterleg.

4. Never sing in the presence of seals.

5. Never eat gooseberries on days of mourning.