Yarptanlib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective shrew.

Yarptanlib created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarptanlib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarptanlib, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarptanlib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yarptanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yarptanlib's priests.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Yarptanlib on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Do not record secrets concerning stars.