Dumhivbam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, calm owl.

Dumhivbam created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumhivbam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dumhivbam, it will think nothing of it.

Dumhivbam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dumhivbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Do not take Dumhivbam's name in vain.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.