Cibpakleg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive tapir.

Cibpakleg created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibpakleg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibpakleg, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cibpakleg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cibpakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Cibpakleg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing magenta stockings and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.