Ditgepvedjan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate hare.

Ditgepvedjan created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgepvedjan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditgepvedjan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ditgepvedjan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ditgepvedjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.