Bepnartcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish clam.

Bepnartcab created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bepnartcab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bepnartcab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bepnartcab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bepnartcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.