Rakkinboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow mongoose.

Rakkinboss created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakkinboss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rakkinboss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rakkinboss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rakkinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never travel toward the east during spring.