Gebsidxin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident gnu.

Gebsidxin created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsidxin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gebsidxin, he will not care at all.

Gebsidxin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gebsidxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chant at rivers.