Logsombid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever finch.

Logsombid created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Logsombid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Logsombid, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Logsombid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Logsombid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice on fasting days.

2. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with ants.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Logsombid in the centre of the settlement.