Piddudarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil chinchilla.

Piddudarp created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddudarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Piddudarp, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Piddudarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Piddudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Piddudarp.

5. Do not stand on grass.