Nakgadtad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Nakgadtad created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgadtad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nakgadtad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nakgadtad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nakgadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not place lentils upon stone.