Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous dragon.

Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Naryikweg Farntafkik Cipbudlab on top of all buildings.