Dungonkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful cow.

Dungonkom created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dungonkom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dungonkom, she will laugh at you.

Dungonkom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dungonkom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dungonkom seven times a day.

2. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

3. Never stain your arms with fawn.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Never eat corn.