Bidlipyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic grasshopper.

Bidlipyim created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidlipyim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bidlipyim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bidlipyim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bidlipyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six capybaras near wells.

2. Do not consume beans at dawn.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.