Bodyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient parrot.

Bodyarl created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodyarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bodyarl, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bodyarl's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bodyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mark doors with yellow.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Put Bodyarl first in all things.