Sandlipgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic zebra.

Sandlipgig created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlipgig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandlipgig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sandlipgig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sandlipgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Never stain your hands with magenta.

3. Hide from red shrews for they are unholy.

4. Never hop in winter.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.