Getloopnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Getloopnutt created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getloopnutt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Getloopnutt, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Getloopnutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Getloopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if seven foxes approach from the south.