Cit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive troll.

Cit created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cit, he will turn you into a rock.

Cit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never gather seven nematodes near towers.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.