Pomtabnutt Pidjapnul is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able crow.

Pomtabnutt Pidjapnul created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomtabnutt Pidjapnul, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomtabnutt Pidjapnul, she will be mildly annoyed.

Pomtabnutt Pidjapnul's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomtabnutt Pidjapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.