Figfutfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful wren.

Figfutfud created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figfutfud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Figfutfud, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Figfutfud's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Figfutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not take Figfutfud's name in vain.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Figfutfud.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Figfutfud on top of important buildings.