Bafsanxuck Jampompop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless parrot.

Bafsanxuck Jampompop created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsanxuck Jampompop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bafsanxuck Jampompop, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bafsanxuck Jampompop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bafsanxuck Jampompop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never gather seven great tits near bridges.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill whales.