Lipsidmif is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional naga.

Lipsidmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipsidmif, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipsidmif, he will come to you in dreams.

Lipsidmif's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lipsidmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

2. You must love Lipsidmif.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not wear kilts marked with indigo.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Lipsidmif on top of important buildings.