Xucwadced is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring horse.

Xucwadced created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucwadced, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucwadced, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xucwadced's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xucwadced's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries on holy days.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.