Wegwotdad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured dragonfly.

Wegwotdad created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegwotdad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegwotdad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wegwotdad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wegwotdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Always act with patience when addressing children.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never leap in the presence of birds.

5. Learn five new languages a year.