Kamyimhom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy manatee.

Kamyimhom created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kamyimhom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kamyimhom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kamyimhom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kamyimhom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Always store gooseberries above ground.