Bidvidbop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable hyena.

Bidvidbop created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidvidbop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidvidbop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bidvidbop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bidvidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Put Bidvidbop first in all things.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Bidvidbop loves hamsters, so they must be respected.