Suglidcid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable walrus.

Suglidcid created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Suglidcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Suglidcid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Suglidcid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Suglidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always store limes above ground.