Monnellved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional pigeon.

Monnellved created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monnellved, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monnellved, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Monnellved's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Monnellved's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Monnellved.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.