Laddisshom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic squirrel.

Laddisshom created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laddisshom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Laddisshom, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Laddisshom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Laddisshom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing south.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.