Bellgidjad Sankimnat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating toad.

Bellgidjad Sankimnat created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgidjad Sankimnat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellgidjad Sankimnat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bellgidjad Sankimnat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bellgidjad Sankimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.