Cumhomyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident dog.

Cumhomyatt created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumhomyatt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cumhomyatt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cumhomyatt's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cumhomyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cumhomyatt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Do not consume apples at dawn.

5. Cumhomyatt must be the most important thing in your life.