Lunbifbut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise grasshopper.

Lunbifbut created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbifbut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lunbifbut, he will remove you from existence.

Lunbifbut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lunbifbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never talk about dark matter.