Butgargem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring unicorn.

Butgargem created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butgargem, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butgargem, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Butgargem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Butgargem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Butgargem loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.