Xuckbagsasril is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage hippopotamus.

Xuckbagsasril created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbagsasril, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xuckbagsasril, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xuckbagsasril's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Xuckbagsasril's Holy Commandments

1. Xuckbagsasril must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never prepare parsnips during summer.