Goddavzed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating dingo.

Goddavzed created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goddavzed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Goddavzed, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Goddavzed's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Goddavzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink alcohol.