Zogsabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain crab.

Zogsabrot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zogsabrot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zogsabrot, he will send you a sign.

Zogsabrot's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zogsabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

4. Run away if three eagles approach from the east.

5. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing fawn ear rings.