Wipflamcibzedtalsandag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise cow.

Wipflamcibzedtalsandag created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipflamcibzedtalsandag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wipflamcibzedtalsandag, he will be very unhappy.

Wipflamcibzedtalsandag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wipflamcibzedtalsandag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Wipflamcibzedtalsandag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.