Cetdagbess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless lion.

Cetdagbess created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdagbess, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cetdagbess, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cetdagbess' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cetdagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.